* Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the children would care to order dessert.
* Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
* Full Name: What you call your child when you're angry with him.
* Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
* Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
* Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into.
* Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
* Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house.
* Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.
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4 Years Of Age - My mummy can do anything
8 Years Of Age - My Mum knows a lot
12 Years Of Age - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything
14 Years Of Age - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either
16 Years Of Age - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned
18 Years Of Age - That old woman? She's way out of date
25 Years Of Age - Well, she might know a little bit about it
35 Years Of Age - Before we decide, let's get Mum's opinion
45 Years Of Age - Wonder what Mum would have thought about it
65 Years Of Age - Wish, I could talk it over with Mum
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1. I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids.
2. 80.5 million are the number of mothers of all ages in the USA.
3. 81% of women between 40 and 44 are mothers.
4. Women expect to have 2 children in their lifetime.
5. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
6. Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
7. A mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter De Vries
8. God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - A Jewish Proverb
9. There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - Chinese Proverb
10. A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb
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