Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Valentine's Day Gifts For Your Sweetheart

Funny Valentine's Day Jokes To Brighten Your Day

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hog and kisses!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A stupid cupid!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!

What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"

Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Jon: "Really?"
Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?

What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"


Jokes courtesy of http://valentines-day.123holiday.net/jokes.html



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Monday, January 19, 2009

Be A Clown, Be A Clown All The World Loves A Clown!



Every child loves to feel special on his or her birthday, so if you have a child celebrating his or her 1st birthday, 2nd birthday, 3rd birthday, 4th birthday, 5th birthday, 6th birthday, or 7th birthday why not throw a clown birthday party, complete with a clown t-shirt and clown party favors? Big Birthday Shop is proud to offer you a variety of kids' birthday shirts and birthday party supplies, most of which are theme birthdays and age specific. Once you've sent out birthday invitations to your child's friends, plan several birthday party games your child's age group will enjoy, and instead of baking the traditional birthday cake, why not try the following recipe for Cupcake Cones. Any child would love these, and any mom would love the "un-messiness".



Cupcake Cones

You'll Need:
1 package cake mix
2 packages flat-bottomed ice cream cones
(about 24 cones, NOT jumbo size)
16 oz. prepared or homemade vanilla frosting
muffin tin or mini muffin tin
foil wrap
1 gallon size freezer bag
colored sprinkles for decorations
To make:
Preheat oven to 350
Wrap the base of each cone in a crumpled strip of foil wrap,
so that it can stand securely in the muffin tin or use a mini-muffin
tin for security.
Mix cake mix according to instructions.
Fill each cone about 1/2 full with cake batter
(no more or they will not cook properly).
Bake using the cupcake instructions on the mix box.
COOL COMPLETELY before frosting!

Frost to look like Ice-Cream:
Fill zipper storage bag with 1/3 of the frosting.
Squeeze as much of the air out as possible.
Close the end of the bag and "snip" a ? inch off the tip of the corner .Starting at the edge of the cupcake cone form a thin band of frosting, continue in a circular motion to form a peak in the center.
This will look soft serve Ice cream.
Top with "sprinkles".

Receipe courtesty of www.amazingmoms.com

Friday, January 16, 2009

Valentine's Day Gifts

The History of Valentine's Day



Every February, across the country, candy, flowers, and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday? The history of Valentine's Day -- and its patron saint -- is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred.



One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men -- his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.



Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.



According to one legend, Valentine actually sent the first 'valentine' greeting himself. While in prison, it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl -- who may have been his jailor's daughter -- who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter, which he signed 'From your Valentine,' an expression that is still in use today. Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories certainly emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic, and, most importantly, romantic figure. It's no surprise that by the Middle Ages, Valentine was one of the most popular saints in England and France.



While some believe that Valentine's Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine's death or burial -- which probably occurred around 270 A.D -- others claim that the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to 'christianize' celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia festival. In ancient Rome, February was the official beginning of spring and was considered a time for purification. Houses were ritually cleansed by sweeping them out and then sprinkling salt and a type of wheat called spelt throughout their interiors. Lupercalia, which began at the ides of February, February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.



To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at the sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.



The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city's bachelors would then each choose a name out of the urn and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage. Pope Gelasius declared February 14 St. Valentine's Day around 498 A.D. The Roman 'lottery' system for romantic pairing was deemed un-Christian and outlawed. Later, during the Middle Ages, it was commonly believed in France and England that February 14 was the beginning of birds' mating season, which added to the idea that the middle of February -- Valentine's Day -- should be a day for romance. The oldest known valentine still in existence today was a poem written by Charles, Duke of Orleans to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London following his capture at the Battle of Agincourt. The greeting, which was written in 1415, is part of the manuscript collection of the British Library in London, England. Several years later, it is believed that King Henry V hired a writer named John Lydgate to compose a valentine note to Catherine of Valois.



In Great Britain, Valentine's Day began to be popularly celebrated around the seventeenth century. By the middle of the eighteenth century, it was common for friends and lovers in all social classes to exchange small tokens of affection or handwritten notes. By the end of the century, printed cards began to replace written letters due to improvements in printing technology. Ready-made cards were an easy way for people to express their emotions in a time when direct expression of one's feelings was discouraged. Cheaper postage rates also contributed to an increase in the popularity of sending Valentine's Day greetings. Americans probably began exchanging hand-made valentines in the early 1700s. In the 1840s, Esther A. Howland began to sell the first mass-produced valentines in America.



According to the Greeting Card Association, an estimated one billion valentine cards are sent each year, making Valentine's Day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year. (An estimated 2.6 billion cards are sent for Christmas.)



Approximately 85 percent of all valentines are purchased by women. In addition to the United States, Valentine's Day is celebrated in Canada, Mexico, the United Kingdom, France, and Australia.



Valentine greetings were popular as far back as the Middle Ages (written Valentine's didn't begin to appear until after 1400), and the oldest known Valentine card is on display at the British Museum. The first commercial Valentine's Day greeting cards produced in the U.S. were created in the 1840s by Esther A. Howland. Howland, known as the Mother of the Valentine, made elaborate creations with real lace, ribbons and colorful pictures known as "scrap".


Article courtesy of www.history.com



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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Factory Farming

Since the 1980s a series of mergers and acquisitions has resulted in concentrating over 80% of the 35 million beef cattle slaughtered annually in the U.S. into the hands of four huge corporations.

Many beef cattle are born and live on the range, foraging and fending for themselves for months or even years. They are not adequately protected against inclement weather, and they may die of dehydration or freeze to death. Injured, ill, or otherwise ailing animals do not receive necessary veterinary attention. One common malady afflicting beef cattle is called "cancer eye." Left untreated, the cancer eats away at the animal's eye and face, eventually producing a crater in the side of the animal's head.

Accustomed to roaming unimpeded and unconstrained, range cattle are frightened and confused when humans come to round them up. Terrified animals are often injured, some so severely that they become "downed" (unable to walk or even stand). These downed animals commonly suffer for days without receiving food, water or veterinary care, and many die of neglect. Others are dragged, beaten, and pushed with tractors on their way to slaughter.

Many cattle will experience additional transportation and handling stress at stockyards and auctions, where they are goaded through a series of walkways and holding pens and sold to the highest bidder. From the auction, older cattle may be taken directly to slaughter, or they may be taken to a feedlot. Younger animals and breeding-age cows may go back to the range.

Ranchers still identify cattle the same way they have since pioneer days — with hot iron brands. Needless to say, this practice is extremely traumatic and painful, and the animals bellow loudly as ranchers' brands are burned into their skin. Beef cattle are also subjected to 'waddling,' another type of identification marking. This painful procedure entails cutting chunks out of the hide that hangs under the animals' necks. Waddling marks are supposed to be large enough so that ranchers can identify their cattle from a distance.

Most beef cattle spend the last few months of their lives at feedlots, crowded by the thousands into dusty, manure-laden holding pens. The air is thick with harmful bacteria and particulate matter, and the animals are at a constant risk for respiratory disease. Feedlot cattle are routinely implanted with growth-promoting hormones, and they are fed unnaturally rich diets designed to fatten them quickly and profitably. Because cattle are biologically suited to eat a grass-based, high fiber diet, their concentrated feedlot rations contribute to metabolic disorders.

Cattle may be transported several times during their lifetimes, and they may travel hundreds or even thousands of miles during a single trip. Long journeys are very stressful and contribute to disease and even death. The Drover's Journal reports, "Shipping fever costs livestock producers as much as $1 billion a year."

Young cattle are commonly taken to areas with cheap grazing land, to take advantage of this inexpensive feed source. Upon reaching maturity, they are trucked to a feedlot to be fattened and readied for slaughter. Eventually, all of them will end up at the slaughterhouse.

A standard beef slaughterhouse kills 250 cattle every hour. The high speed of the assembly line makes it increasingly difficult to treat animals with any semblance of humaneness. A Meat & Poultry article states, "Good handling is extremely difficult if equipment is 'maxed out' all the time. It is impossible to have a good attitude toward cattle if employees have to constantly overexert themselves, and thus transfer all that stress right down to the animals, just to keep up with the line."

Prior to being hung up by their back legs and bled to death, cattle are supposed to be rendered unconscious, as stipulated by the federal Humane Slaughter Act. This 'stunning' is usually done by a mechanical blow to the head. However, the procedure is terribly imprecise, and inadequate stunning is inevitable. As a result, conscious animals are often hung upside down, kicking and struggling, while a slaughterhouse worker makes another attempt to render them unconscious. Eventually, the animals will be "stuck" in the throat with a knife, and blood will gush from their bodies whether or not they are unconscious.

This is detailed in an April 2001 Washington Post article, which describes typical slaughterplant conditions:

The cattle were supposed to be dead before they got to Moreno. But too often they weren't.

They blink. They make noises, he said softly. The head moves, the eyes are wide and looking around. Still Moreno would cut. On bad days, he says, dozens of animals reached his station clearly alive and conscious. Some would survive as far as the tail cutter, the belly ripper, the hide puller. They die, said Moreno, piece by piece...

"In plants all over the United States, this happens on a daily basis," said Lester Friedlander, a veterinarian and formerly chief government inspector at a Pennsylvania hamburger plant. "I've seen it happen. And I've talked to other veterinarians. They feel it's out of control."

The U.S. Department of Agriculture oversees the treatment of animals in meat plants, but enforcement of the law varies dramatically. While a few plants have been forced to halt production for a few hours because of alleged animal cruelty, such sanctions are rare.

Reaction to the Washington Post investigative piece and others like it precipitated a Congressional resolution reiterating the importance of the Humane Slaughter Act, but to date, there is little if any indication that the situation for animals in slaughterhouses has appreciably improved.

Article courtesy of www.farmsanctuary.org



Sunday, January 11, 2009

Tennis In The 50's

When I was a kid, tennis wasn't a sport that was in the forefront like football and basketball. Very few kids learned how to play tennis, because no one taught tennis in those days. I was lucky enough to have grown up in a small town in Indiana, with a wonderful parks system, full of recreational facilities, and two...yes...two tennis courts. During the summer, my high school biology teacher gave tennis lessons at the park, so my sister and I were fortunate enough to have taken a full series of lessons from Mr. Jenkins. Looking back, I have to say he was a kind man with lots of patience, because none of us knew anything about the game of tennis.
I'm proud to say, my sister and I became good enough at tennis to have won several tennis tournaments, during our high school years. I thank Mr. Jenkins for that.



I grew up in Brazil, Indiana, a small town in central-western Indiana, during the 50's. The 1950's were a wonderful time to be a kid. Television hadn't been around that long, so we weren't bombarded with all the ugly news of the world. Instead, we were carefree and able to enjoy life to the fullest, without all the woes of the world coming down on us. Our favorite games in those days, didn't require batteries, and involved interaction with other kids in the neighborhood. Our games of choice were Kick The Can, Hopscotch, Marbles, and a game I thought we invented then, but found out later, we hadn't. We called the game Prisoner Of War, but I
think in other parts of the country, it had several different names. The idea of the game was to choose up sides and draw a line down the center of the yard with dead sticks or something that would divide the two sides. One team stayed on one side of the line and the other team, on the other. Each team had a pile of sticks that were stacked up, toward the back of the playing area. Players were suppose to sneak across the line and "steal" one of the sticks, then take it back across the line to their side. If the opponent tagged you while you were on their side of the playing field, you were "captured" and became a "prisoner of war". The team that ended
up with the most sticks at the end of the game, was declared the winner. I know that probably sounds like a game that would bore the youth of today, but back then, it was one of our favorite games.



Every 4th of July, my hometown would bring a carnival to the park, a highlight of the summer. There were tons of rides like the tilta-whirl, the proverbial ferris wheel, dodge-em cars, a merry-go-round, and all the usual rides carnivals brought to town in those days. Games of chance were bountiful, and they were always my downfall. I was so naive, I thought I could actually win some of the "fantastic" prizes they offered. I went through money like water, trying to win teddy bears, watches, and other prizes that would have been less expensive to purchase if I'd just gone to the five-and-dime. The excitement, though, was winning them, so I shot at little
ducks floating in the water, threw rings over prizes stacked up on wooden blocks, and slowly made my way down the midway until I had tried just about every game of chance at the carnival. Needless to say, I hardly ever won anything, but the hope was always there.



Later in the afternoon, the Brazil Concert Band would give a performance in the park's bandshell, of rousing Sousa marches, and Broadway show tunes. This was one of the highlights of the 4th of July afternoon, as it afforded everyone somewhere to sit down and relax and enjoy some of America's most memorable music. I still think of my hometown to this day when I hear a Sousa march, and drift back to a less stressful time in my life, when people actually enjoyed the company of others.



Almost everyone was "poor" in the 50's, my family not excluded. As a kid, though, I didn't know we were poor, and never really wanted for anything. My parents were able to put a roof over my head, and food on the table, although I know it was a struggle many times to do so. I never went hungry, though, and never had to sleep on the street, so we made it through the rough times, a lot better off for the struggles, I'm sure. Since we were so poor, we rarely ate in a restaurant, so our occasional trip to the "big city" of Terre Haute, Indiana, was quite a treat for all of us. My mom, my sister, and I would take the bus to Terre Haute, and mainly window
shop, since we had very little money. The highlight of the day was lunch at Woolworth's Five-And-Dime store. We always sat at the lunch counter, and I would order the same thing every time....a hot roast beef sandwich, with a mound of mashed potatoes and gravy, and a side order of peas, with a Coke to wash it all down....ecstasy! I loved Woolworth's. It had a toy section to make a kid's eyes sparkle...and mine truly did. I wanted everything I saw, but, of course, couldn't afford, but it was all right. Just being able to see all the great toys lined up like soldiers in a parade made me feel rich. Sometimes my mom would buy my sister and me an inexpensive
toy to commemorate our trip to Terre Haute, and you would have thought she bought us the moon. We were always very appreciative, because we didn't get that many toys, an act that would instill character in us for the rest of our lives.



During the summer months, my mom and dad would plant a garden in our backyard, to keep our food bill down, and my mom, my sister, and I would trample through the woods behind our house to pick wild raspberries and blackberries, which my mom would make into jams and jellies....if they made it back home before we ate them all. My mom would also can the vegetables from the garden, so we would have them during the winter months when my dad's work would drop off. My dad was a house painter, and business was never good during the winter months, so we had to budget even more. One year, my mom and dad decided they would try to
raise chickens. Now, keep in mind, they were not farmers. My dad was born and raised in California, and grew up in a fairly large city. My mom, although from Indiana, graduated from college and became a schoolteacher, so she was a career woman, and never raised chickens in her life. This would be the experiment to end all experiments. Mom and Dad purchased 50 baby chickens from a local farmer, and put them in a pen my dad built in the backyard. We fed them, and watered them, and nurtured them, until the day came to kill one of them, which my mom did. At dinner that night, she served the chicken, and we all looked at the plate of freshly cooked
chicken, and none of us could eat it...including my dad. That was the end of the chicken raising experiment in my house, and it was back to the grocery store to buy chicken that someone else had killed. Sadly, during a rainstorm one night, all of the chickens drowned. I was devastated, and give that incident credit for my becoming a vegan, which I remain to this day.